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Insanely Inane Thoughts

If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.

A break

I'll be away for a few days; till then.

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning; put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. Now I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair.

I'm so ugly, when I was born the doctor slapped my mother!

One day I came home early from work and saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said "Because you came home early."

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