A break
I'll be away for a few days; till then.
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning; put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. Now I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair.
I'm so ugly, when I was born the doctor slapped my mother!
One day I came home early from work and saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said "Because you came home early."
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning; put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. Now I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair.
I'm so ugly, when I was born the doctor slapped my mother!
One day I came home early from work and saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said "Because you came home early."
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on Tuesday, June 21, 2005 at 11:08 AM.
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