Womanese
Women.You love 'em or you love 'em.They always want to have the final say.But what they say isnt always what they mean.Quite often it is the other way around.It's almost as if they have evolved a new language of their own and it's just a co-incidence that it is in english.It's about time we broke their code.
For your reading pleasure, bold will be the woman.
I'm not looking for a relationship right now.
WHAT IT MEANS : I do want to have a relationship but not with you.So do not even bother trying to hit on me because a relationship between us is never going to happen.
I think of you as a brother/You remind me of my kid brother.
Sex with you would be like incest.
I do not think of you in "that" way.
My God you're ugly....get away from me or else I'll get a restraining order.
I enjoy being single.
I'd rather die as a spinster than go out with you.
I need more space/closure.
I have just realized what a dick you are.
Let's just be friends
You'll never see me naked!
We need to talk.
I need an emotional tampon right now.
I'm not that kind of a girl.
Keep trying.
We need....
I need.
Do you think I'm fat?
Tell me how hot I look.
Sure thing....I don't mind paying for myself.
Cheapo.
Honesty is very important for me.
Tell me what I want to hear.
I'm focusing on my career right now.
My studies maybe be boring but it sure beats hanging out with you.
No.
No.
Maybe.
No.
We have an off and on relationship.
I kept him around until someone BETTER shows up.
No.
Yes.
PS : I owe a lot of this to my SS friends.
For your reading pleasure, bold will be the woman.
I'm not looking for a relationship right now.
WHAT IT MEANS : I do want to have a relationship but not with you.So do not even bother trying to hit on me because a relationship between us is never going to happen.
I think of you as a brother/You remind me of my kid brother.
Sex with you would be like incest.
I do not think of you in "that" way.
My God you're ugly....get away from me or else I'll get a restraining order.
I enjoy being single.
I'd rather die as a spinster than go out with you.
I need more space/closure.
I have just realized what a dick you are.
Let's just be friends
You'll never see me naked!
We need to talk.
I need an emotional tampon right now.
I'm not that kind of a girl.
Keep trying.
We need....
I need.
Do you think I'm fat?
Tell me how hot I look.
Sure thing....I don't mind paying for myself.
Cheapo.
Honesty is very important for me.
Tell me what I want to hear.
I'm focusing on my career right now.
My studies maybe be boring but it sure beats hanging out with you.
No.
No.
Maybe.
No.
We have an off and on relationship.
I kept him around until someone BETTER shows up.
No.
Yes.
PS : I owe a lot of this to my SS friends.
This entry was posted
on Sunday, June 27, 2004 at 8:02 PM.
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