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Insanely Inane Thoughts

If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.

Dear Frustrated Fellow Researcher

You want to see me naked.

You seem to be working with frenetic pace.Little beads of sweat trickle down your face and jump over to the otherside.You have ventured too far to be distracted now.

It's getting hot in here.It seems like you are closer to your goal than ever.You strain your eyes one last time.

"Ahhhhh.......I see you now, you wild-eyed whore."

You found me.

Alone.

Naked.

You savor the moment and let your orgy take over.

Alas, this doesnt mean squat to me.Not now.Not ever.

Why....you wonder.

Because...I was lost in translation.Thats right,you nerdy geneswapper.I was oblivious of your prying eyes before you extracted me from my host.I was well protected in my capsid before you got your reagents to turn me on.I lost my layers within seconds.You place me on a slide and mount me expectantly.This is the closest you will get to sex.Atleast while you are still stuck trying to get me and my kind naked.You may be able to get published.That makes you a chump with lot of publications.Any monkey can do that...given the right amount of glial cells ;)

So lighten up and look beyond the condensor.

You hear what I'm sayin'?
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