Mildly Amusing
A girl eats up her mother and father.What is she?
An orphan
What did one rotor tell another?
Let's start a revolution.
What did one gay sperm tell another?
How do we find an egg in all this shit?
What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A man will actually look for a golf ball.
What happens when you throw an elephant into the Dead sea?
It gets wet.
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Because they have big fingers.
Why is Levi's doing better than Denim? *
Because it's the dominant jean(gene).
What did a kid eating chocolate keep laughing?
He was eating Snickers.
George Bush and Tony Blair are sitting in a bar.One of the regulars spotts the two of them and heads in their direction.After formalities were exchanged,he asks them what they were doing in a bar of all places.
Bush says, "We are planning to kill 5 million Iranians and a bicycle repairman."
Our regular says, "A bicycle repairman?!?"
Blair says, "See,I told you that no-one would care about the 5 million Iranians...."
* :- If you like geeky jokes,I have made up loads of them.Most of them pertain to Biological Sciences and I would be more than happy to share them with you.
An orphan
What did one rotor tell another?
Let's start a revolution.
What did one gay sperm tell another?
How do we find an egg in all this shit?
What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A man will actually look for a golf ball.
What happens when you throw an elephant into the Dead sea?
It gets wet.
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Because they have big fingers.
Why is Levi's doing better than Denim? *
Because it's the dominant jean(gene).
What did a kid eating chocolate keep laughing?
He was eating Snickers.
George Bush and Tony Blair are sitting in a bar.One of the regulars spotts the two of them and heads in their direction.After formalities were exchanged,he asks them what they were doing in a bar of all places.
Bush says, "We are planning to kill 5 million Iranians and a bicycle repairman."
Our regular says, "A bicycle repairman?!?"
Blair says, "See,I told you that no-one would care about the 5 million Iranians...."
* :- If you like geeky jokes,I have made up loads of them.Most of them pertain to Biological Sciences and I would be more than happy to share them with you.
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on Friday, November 26, 2004 at 8:11 PM.
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