Resolutions
It's that time of the year again when we try to fool oursleves, and others, by making little resolutions which we promise to keep.There are more chances of Bush getting re-elected than me keeping my resolution.Wait, he did get re-elected, but what the hell, I still wanted to make that joke.
Coming back to my point, I have no idea why people are so pumped up to make resolutions for New Year's.Most of the guys will make little lists, party hard and get stoned, and will forget about the list even before they have the chance to throw-up.Besides, if it's a New Year's resolution, shouldn't you make the resolutions on the 1st of Jan instead of the other 31 days in December.Ohhh, there goes the little light bulb, a trifle too late one would have to say.
Anyways, my lame-ass resolution is not to make any resolutions.But since I hardly keep my resolutions, does it mean I'll make a proper New Year resolution?
Prank of the day:
New Year's is the perfect time to play some pranks.Most of your friends will be drunk.If they aren't, make sure they are.
Now, for the prank, carry some nice cellophane sheets.Make sure you don't crease it too much.As the party progresses and the alcohol starts flowing, make a covert trip to the restroom.
Now smooth the cellophane sheet over the WC.Make sure no creases are visible.Even if they are, drunk people would hardly look for cellophane sheets in the toilet bowl.
If the prank is successful, it could get really gross.So make sure you have spare WC's which can be used.
Here's to a cellophane-free New Year's.
And don't drink and drive.Speed breakers could cause the drink to spill.
Coming back to my point, I have no idea why people are so pumped up to make resolutions for New Year's.Most of the guys will make little lists, party hard and get stoned, and will forget about the list even before they have the chance to throw-up.Besides, if it's a New Year's resolution, shouldn't you make the resolutions on the 1st of Jan instead of the other 31 days in December.Ohhh, there goes the little light bulb, a trifle too late one would have to say.
Anyways, my lame-ass resolution is not to make any resolutions.But since I hardly keep my resolutions, does it mean I'll make a proper New Year resolution?
Prank of the day:
New Year's is the perfect time to play some pranks.Most of your friends will be drunk.If they aren't, make sure they are.
Now, for the prank, carry some nice cellophane sheets.Make sure you don't crease it too much.As the party progresses and the alcohol starts flowing, make a covert trip to the restroom.
Now smooth the cellophane sheet over the WC.Make sure no creases are visible.Even if they are, drunk people would hardly look for cellophane sheets in the toilet bowl.
If the prank is successful, it could get really gross.So make sure you have spare WC's which can be used.
Here's to a cellophane-free New Year's.
And don't drink and drive.Speed breakers could cause the drink to spill.
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on Friday, December 31, 2004 at 9:10 AM.
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