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Insanely Inane Thoughts

If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.

Womanese revisited

Continuing in the same vein as I left off with the previous Womanese post, here are some more infuriating examples of woman double-talk.

For newbies, bold is what she says(as we understand it).

Do you have a girlfriend?
Aren't you cute.. but are you still available?

Why don't you have a girlfriend?
What in God's name is wrong with you that other woman wouldn't want to be seen with you?

We need to understand each other better.
You need to agree with me more.Period.

I think of you just as a friend and nothing more.
Don't even think about it.

Do as you please.
I'll get you for it later.

You wouldn't understand.
I don't understand it, but i won't tell you that.

I don't want a boyfriend now.
I dont want YOU as a boyfriend now.

I like you but...
I don't.

I’ll be ready in a minute.
Sit back, kick off the shoes, and find a good show.

Nothing's wrong
Everthing is wrong.

Leave me alone for a bit.
Stay and talk to me.

I'm not shouting.
This is very important...

I need space.
Without you in it.

It's alright.
It really isnt alright.

Are you GAY?
Why wouldn't you go out with me?
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