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Insanely Inane Thoughts

If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.

Stand-up comedy

Greeting your friend is never a problem.You seem him coming upto you and you go "What's up, my man?"

However, it never ceases to amaze my how the same line is thrown about so carelessly while one is in the restroom.

Imagine yourself in the restroom, making yourself handy.Suddenly your friend comes up from behind, no pun intended, and shouts out "Hey Joe, what's up?!?"

You look down in panic wondering if there has been a malfunction of sorts.Relieved, pun intended, you blurt "Nothing yet, Jack" instead of "Nothing much, Jack".

But it could act as an icebreaker....

"Hey Joe!!What's up, my man?!?"
"Nothing much, Jack".
"Speaking of up, I think my man has a problem...."

And you can take it from there.

Again, no pun intended.
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