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Insanely Inane Thoughts

If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.

God says,

Could you imagine the price of air if it were brought to you by another supplier?

What do I have to do to get your attention?
Get an ad in a paper?

I think you are the most beautiful person in the world.
Okay, so I'm biased.

When you're weary,feeling small.When tears are in your eyes,I'll dry them out - Simon and Garfunkel
Ditto - God

Please don't drink and drive, you aren't quite ready to meet me yet.

If you think Mona Lisa is stunning, you should look at my masterpiece.
In the mirror.

How could you possibly be a self-made man?
I specifically recall creating you.

Don't forget your umbrella, I may water my plants today.

I was thinking of making the world black and white, then I thought... naaah.

This series was run as advertisements to remind people of God in a light-heartered manner.And I think it worked.

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