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Insanely Inane Thoughts

If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.

Drunk Dialling : Amitabh Bachchan

Trring Trring


Amitabh: Hullo? *slurred voice*

Me: Is this Amitabh Bachchan?

Amitabh: Yes, this is he.

Me: Are you sure?

Amitabh: Hahn baba, I'm Amitabh Bachchan. *irritated*

Me: Confident?

Amitabh: Yes but who the fuck are you?

Me: Lock kiya jaye?

Amitabh: Rohit, is that you?

*long pause*

Amitabh: Hullo, hullo?Rohit, is that you?

Me: Sahee jawab!! Is mukam tak pahoonch kar aapko kaisa mahsoos ho raha hai?

Amitabh: For cryin' out loud, it's 2:30 in the morning.You're drunk again, aren't you?These are the exact reasons for which I stopped talking to you.

Me: I thought it was because of the card.Remember that card?

Amitabh: Of course, you never give me an oppurtunity to forget about it.And what were you thinking when you sent me a card on Mother's Day with the caption saying "Mere pas Maa hai" ?

Me: I was thinking, "This is pretty funny"

Amitabh: It was funny alright; funny that I didn't kill you that day.

Me: Ohhhhh c'mon, where's your sense of humor now?Remeber the time when I had told Jaya aunty to play that prank on you?

Amitabh: Yes, I do.And quite frankly, it was quite disgusting.

Me: Jaya aunty and Abhishek didn't think so.

Amitabh: Abhishek knows about it?

Me: Of course, I told him about the prank and he relayed it to aunty.I thought you knew about it.

Amitabh: I'm shocked.And telling my wife to ask me in the middle of sex if I had taken polio drops wasn't funny.I didn't get it at first but when she started pointing and laughing.....

Me: *snort snort*

Amitabh: Laugh all you want, scumbag.Someday, I'll get even with you.

Me: Alright, alright... I'll stop this right here.I know that I'm drunk, but I have been thinking about old times.You know, before the Kabhie Kushi Kabhie Ghum fiasco.

Amitabh: Don't even get me started on it.

Me: *slurred voice* But didn't Karan (johar) practically....

Amitabh : Stop this right NOW.

Me: .....think of you as a Dad and then he makes a movie about "loving" your parents.I'm telling you; he was totally hitting on you...

Amitabh : That's my problem; now if you will, I have better things to do than be up all night and listen to you bicker.

Me: Well, stop stroking; that might solve the "be up all night" ka problem *snort snort*

Amitabh: You will never grow up, will you?

Me: The chances of me growing up are as bright as Jaya aunty growing up *chortles*

Amitabh: You are such an asshole, you know that...

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