The Secret Diary of Saurav Ganguly
Kochi
Won the toss, things might turn around... darn, Sachin's out.Be back in a few.
Lasted one ball; only thing to around was me; back to the pavillion.
Fuckin ball keeps following me; I nearly got socked by a pullshot off Butt.He nearly made me the butt of all jokes.
Won the match; next match will be mine!
Vizag
Won the toss again; things are looking up.This match...; darn, Sachin's out again.I'm sending in Dhoni; if he fails and I score, he will make me look good.Wicked plan, eh?
I tell you, I'm going to take the Paki's to the cleaners.
Got cleaned up by Sami; and the little twerp named Dhoni scored 148.But I'm not out of form; I can tell you this from the fact that I managed to outscore Sachin as well as Kaif; they made 2 and 0 while I made 9!
Won the match; next match might be mine.
Jamshedpur
Lost the toss; things are going from good to bad.
Pakistan piled up 313; over-rate was really slow.I think my bowlers are trying to get me suspended by the match-refree; they care so much about me *sniff sniff*
Today I outscored Sehwag and Yuvraj; they made 3 while I made 4.I'm back in form, baybee!
Chris Broad isn't as smart as I would have hoped; he merely fined me 70% of my match-fee.For a man who is biased against Asian players, he seemed quite genial.
Ohhh and by the way, we lost the match.Next match will be mine!
Ahmedabad
Won the toss again; things are looking up again!
The match started late; pitch was damp.I think the curators were trying to help me by foiling the match from taking place.
Managed to score 315; today, I outscored Kaif.I think he is the one who is out of form; might have to drop him.
Pakistan won off the last ball; terrific match.I tried to bribe Inzi with free french fries for one year; it didn't work.Maybe I should have talked to him in Hindi, I don't think he understood my offer.
Got called up by Chris Broad again; for the slow over-rate.Managing a slow over-rate for two consecutive matches is hard work; I think he appreciated the effort I put into it and packed me off for 6 matches.
I owe it all to my ever-supportive team-mates without whom this wouldn't have been possible.Infact, I made up a little jingle which might make Zaheer happy: Zach makes it possible.
Like I stated in the previous entry, this match was mine.Now I will have more time for endorsements.
Won the toss, things might turn around... darn, Sachin's out.Be back in a few.
Lasted one ball; only thing to around was me; back to the pavillion.
Fuckin ball keeps following me; I nearly got socked by a pullshot off Butt.He nearly made me the butt of all jokes.
Won the match; next match will be mine!
Vizag
Won the toss again; things are looking up.This match...; darn, Sachin's out again.I'm sending in Dhoni; if he fails and I score, he will make me look good.Wicked plan, eh?
I tell you, I'm going to take the Paki's to the cleaners.
Got cleaned up by Sami; and the little twerp named Dhoni scored 148.But I'm not out of form; I can tell you this from the fact that I managed to outscore Sachin as well as Kaif; they made 2 and 0 while I made 9!
Won the match; next match might be mine.
Jamshedpur
Lost the toss; things are going from good to bad.
Pakistan piled up 313; over-rate was really slow.I think my bowlers are trying to get me suspended by the match-refree; they care so much about me *sniff sniff*
Today I outscored Sehwag and Yuvraj; they made 3 while I made 4.I'm back in form, baybee!
Chris Broad isn't as smart as I would have hoped; he merely fined me 70% of my match-fee.For a man who is biased against Asian players, he seemed quite genial.
Ohhh and by the way, we lost the match.Next match will be mine!
Ahmedabad
Won the toss again; things are looking up again!
The match started late; pitch was damp.I think the curators were trying to help me by foiling the match from taking place.
Managed to score 315; today, I outscored Kaif.I think he is the one who is out of form; might have to drop him.
Pakistan won off the last ball; terrific match.I tried to bribe Inzi with free french fries for one year; it didn't work.Maybe I should have talked to him in Hindi, I don't think he understood my offer.
Got called up by Chris Broad again; for the slow over-rate.Managing a slow over-rate for two consecutive matches is hard work; I think he appreciated the effort I put into it and packed me off for 6 matches.
I owe it all to my ever-supportive team-mates without whom this wouldn't have been possible.Infact, I made up a little jingle which might make Zaheer happy: Zach makes it possible.
Like I stated in the previous entry, this match was mine.Now I will have more time for endorsements.
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on Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 10:34 AM.
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